tags:
#amnimals

shitshilarious:

iliveinmattsmithspants:

territorialcreep:

itseasytoremember:

whythefuckareyouromeo:


0ver-doze
:

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omg they are so offended if you lick them back. 

Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.

i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.

I have reblogged this like ten times

My cat grooms me. What does that mean?

It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help

(Source: kingjrific)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

tags:
#hiromi
#knk
#my bby

(Source: hakeren)

momunofu:

I found your street on google maps

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tags:
#knb
#aomine
#fave

by 懸之越映

(Source: horaizon)

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

quadrantkingkarkat:

there are people that can roleplay a character really well and then there are people that are actually the character

(Source: automailmatic)

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

tags:
#quote
Scared and sacred are spelled with the same letters. Awful proceeds from the same root word as awesome. Terrify and terrific. Every negative experience holds the seed of transformation.
—― Alan Cohen (via psych-quotes)
tags:
#basically

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf)

tags:
#hp

dingoinnuendo:

“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

(Source: hpotterfacts)

tags:
#video

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod)

raelinae:

u-sui:

i was trying to make a cool rei gif but i missed the chair 

#this is the most accurate possible rei gif
(via happiness-hit-hard)
It really, really is.

tags:
#audio
#poem

jarehdpadalecki:

Golden circles of moonlight clutch to the fading day
Ribbons of silver and blue laced in the clouds
Pen on paper scratching, tearing
Mourning dove calls
I am a writer, I say
Repeated in tiny fragments sketched over my arms
Twining through my bloodstream, words.
Ink runs in my veins and feathers that fly from my head to the plain white paper
It’s not enough to make the thoughts escape and race
I cannot put you into sentences
I cannot create your image as it appears over and over within me.

Soft white beats
Lined with onyx
Silver drums and notes calm my acid trip of a body
But i cannot remove your shadow from my 65 degree spring day in the middle of April
I’m awake at night with the lamp on
Turning and turning,
Sleep and I, we aren’t quite related
Words, I think
Words will take your overcast clouds from my sun.
I am a writer, I wonder
But I cannot keep my heart from springing a leak when you’re awake in a parallel universe
Reading 11:31 on the bedside table at the same 11:31 as me
Thinking about nothing at all
While I am a messy bedroom on exam week.
You were nothing but a spark on the firewood,
Your presence set me ablaze
Once you were gone is when the match was thrown and the flames Licked my fingertips—

Words.
This is not about you.
This is about a story.
An unfinished tale that i have been scribbling on my whole life.
I promise you, I am a writer.
And I am an artist.
And I am a dreamer.
And you were my dream
I must cover, and paint, and etch over.

sei-eki:

sometimes i think about gay sex in the middle of conversations